PIZZA & PEPTIDES
MASS +0%
DOSE
Baseline · Untrained

A pizza
walks in
natty.

Sixteen inches. No cycle. No stack. Honest work, but it is not winning anything.

Incoming

The pen
has entered
the chat.

Loaded. Glowing. Absolutely not FDA anything.

Administering

Crust.
Meet
science.

One click into the outer rim. The cheese knows immediately.

Uptake · Do not stop scrolling

It's
working.

Structural integrity: questionable. Flavour ceiling: removed.

Peak · Fully juiced

Now it's
a problem
for everyone.

You did that. Scroll responsibly.

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the gains.

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